As I write this, it feels like the fiery pits of hell have camped out in my throat and an elephant found a seat on my head. No matter what you do, being sick sucks. All you want to do is sleep and load up on NyQuil. So, here are 10 reasons why being sick is the worst because sometimes venting about the common cold is the best medicine.
1. I swear Satan's piping hot pitchfork is laying down in my throat.
2. Oh did my roommate make chocolate chip cookies? I wouldn't know. I can't smell anything.
3. Drip drip drip. Is the faucet leaking? Nope. My nose is though.
4. The. Chills.
5. I'm sweating. Now I'm freezing. Oh I'm sweating again.
6. Having to cancel plans.
7. Having to blow your nose in class.
8. Is it Christmas yet? Because my nose is as red as Rudolph's...courtesy of scratchy dry tissues.
9. *blows nose for 5 minutes straight* Nothing comes out.
10. At least I have a faint memory of what this burger tastes like since my taste buds have up and left.































