10 Questions I Wish I Could Ask My Dog
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10 Questions I Wish I Could Ask My Dog

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10 Questions I Wish I Could Ask My Dog

Everyone knows that dog's are a human's best friend. I mean, there is nobody else who loves us unconditionally even when we ignore them, sometimes, or are rude to them. But I often wonder if my dogs really loves me as much as I love them. So, here are a few questions I wish I could ask my dogs.

1. Do you only love me because I feed you?

Wait, let me rephrase that -- do you only love me because you think I feed you when, really, Mom feeds you every morning.

2. Do you understand English?

Do you really understand what we are talking about? If so, I am deeply sorry that I have talked about you behind your back. I don't have a favorite dog I promise!! I love you both evenly.

3. Do you get bored during the day?

What do you do when we aren't home? Do you really just lay there and sleep or do you guys play? That seems like a very boring life.

4. Why do you sniff other dogs butts?

Is the smell of poop enjoyable?

5. Do you even know who I am?

I hope that is a yes.

6. Do you miss your mom?

I mean, yeah, you are a part of my family, but you also have another family -- do you ever think about them? You never even got an explanation of why you were adopted.

7. Does the electric collar hurt?

If it does, I am very, very sorry.

8. Why do you sleep on my bed when you have your own very nice bed?

I know I have a comfy bed, but like I also know I kick in my sleep; doesn't that get annoying?

9. Do you get hot in the summer?

Do you ever wish you could just get rid of all your fur? it's like you are wearing a winter coat all year around. That must get very hot in the summer.

10. Do you find Chihuahuas as annoying as I do?

I, mean, they aren't even cute -- and they are loud and annoying!

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