He stole our hearts as a child star in “Big Daddy,” reaffirmed our for him love as Tyreesha - I mean, Cody - in “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody” and now he’s back on television making us swoon as Jughead in “Riverdale.” Cole Sprouse has been lurking in the shadows as he grew from child to teen to college graduate. Despite the six-year gap between acting gigs, Cole never disappeared completely from the limelight, all thanks to his excellent Twitter. If there was ever a moment when I was feeling down, I’d simply pop over to his Twitter and instantly feel better. So, in honor of his comeback on television a few months ago and to give credit where credit is due, here are 10 of the best tweets Cole has ever bestowed on the public.
1. This poem he wrote for his mom expressing his love for her always
Not only did Mrs. Sprouse win the lotto of children, she also has children ready to commit murder for her. That’s the truest love.
2. His public shout out to the girls who turn him on
What’s that famous quote? If you’re a scoobert doobert, then I’m a scoobert doobert, right?
3. When he explained the rage we all feel
Clearly, I related to this one too much. A fave and a retweet? Where is my air of mystery?
4. He knew what we wanted and he gave it to us
I might not have my posters anymore, but there is an abundance of photos of Cole staring into my soul via that tilted head/squinty eyed pose he perfectly to a T. Thank you, bb.
5. When he felt the need to defend himself
Not all heroes wear capes.
6. He taught us how to keep people on their toes
7. He’s just as thirsty as the rest of us
I don’t know if one can properly organize a ‘plastic bag drawer’ but I’m sure there are millions waiting for you to pick them.
8. When he unleashed this too relatable, too gruesome to even read tweet
This is quite possibly his best tweet of all time.
9. Finally, one of them cleared this up
10. This picture
The tweet itself is boring but that face isn’t. Slaying as usual with that head tilt, man.
Cole Sprouse, you beautiful, weird man-child, don’t ever change. We all love you.
