10 Inventions that Should Exist

10 Inventions that Should Exist

Where my engineers at?

Foreword: I realize looking back now, that many of these inventions solve the first of world problems and no actual good is being done in the world of these inventions. But still, if any of these exist and are available for purchase, someone tells me. Or if anyone who reads this is an engineer, feel free to design, produce, and market one of these babies. You don't even have to give me the credit because I know how the saying goes, "Everyone dreams, engineers do." So I'm dreaming here that you'll be doing.

There are many excellent intriguing useful inventions. This list is not necessarily a collection of those things.

1. A way for your phone to scan your texts while you're napping to determine their importance, and then if they are deemed "People are making plans without me and I will have woken up after everything has been decided" level importance your phone will set of an alarm immediately.

2.Phones that never die, or phones that use movement to charge. I.e.: give that little thing a shake and it comes alive again. Advantage of this type of charging is that you can always shake your phone, (see if it were charged solarly there might not always be sun) but drawback it requires physical effort.

3. A quilt or duvet cover or comforter that changes temperature based on the temperature of your body. So this way if you start getting extremely cold in the middle of the night your blanket will realize that you stupidly forgot to turn on the heat and so will compensate with its warmness.

4. A way to be instantly dry as soon as you get out of the shower. Like maybe some sort of mass marketed huge fan that blasts you with a quick burst of warmish air and then you're 100p dry or maybe a lamp that you step under that evaporates the water from your skin.

5. A magic sunburn eraser. (this is a time sensitive issue) In the thrill of having an 79 degree day in February I got quite a strange sunburn that is particularly jarring because it is the middle of winter. I can deal with the pain but its the unsightly patches of red v white that really is bad.

6. Some sort of camera or maybe it could be a brain camera of sorts that takes a picture of exactly what you see. Phone or even real camera pictures sometimes really fail to capture the beauty of what you actually see. Maybe these pictures could only be viewed when wearing glasses that show the picture to reflect the full like 180ish view you see.

7. The ability to actually play music in your head. I would do so much better on tests if I could listen to music in my head whilst taking them. But then I suppose this brings up a question of academic integrity because someone could compose a song with all the answers and listen to it in their head whilst testing.

8. An actual cure for the common cold that zaps runny noses, dry coughs, and achy bones in one fell swoop.

9. A way for your PKW (phone keys wallet) to be bound to your body at times. Like perhaps your PKW all go into a little bag that magically shrinks them into the size of a postage stamp which then fuses to the back of your hand and then whenever you need them you can just press your finger into that square on the back of your hand and it'll be like the touch id on the iPhone and it will then unfuse from your skin, grow to normal size, and allow you to remove your belongings.

10. A drink that will replenish your sleep like Gatorade replenishes electrolytes. Ie your body literally thinks you have taken a 5 hour nap after each 8 ounce serving.

Anyone who knows how to make any of these please call me.

Cover Image Credit: http://www.mls.k12.nd.us/hsanderson/files/2015/04/prototyping-my-invention.jpg

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To The Boy Who Will Love Me Next

If you can't understand these few things, leave before things get too involved

To the boy that will love me next, I need you to know and understand things about me and my past. The things I have been though not only have shaped the person I’ve become, but also sometimes controls my life. In the past I’ve been used, abused, and taken for granted, and I want something real this time. The guys before you were just boys; they didn’t know how to treat me until it was too late. They didn’t understand how to love me, until I broke my own heart. Before you truly decide to love me I want you to understand these things.

When I tell you something, please listen.

I’m my own person, I want to be loved a certain way. If I ask you to come over and watch movies with me please do it, if I ask for you to leave me alone for a few hours because it’s a girl’s night please do it. I don’t just say things to hear my own voice, I say things to you because it’s important to my life and the way I want to be loved. I’m not a needy person when it comes to being loved and cared for, but I do ask for you to do the small things that I am say.

Forgive my past.

My past is not a pretty brick road, it is a highway that has a bunch of potholes and cracks in it. I have a lot of baggage, and most of it you won’t understand. But don’t let my past decided whether you want to love me or not. My past has helped form who I am today, but it does not define who I am. My past experiences might try and make an appearance every once in a while, but I will not go back to that person I once was, I will not return to all that hurt I once went though. When I say those things, I’m telling the complete and honest truth. I relive my past every day, somethings haunt me and somethings are good reminds. But for you to love me, I need you to accept my past, present and future.

I’m just another bro to the other guys.

I have always hung out with boys, I don’t fit in with the girl groups. I have 10 close girlfriends, but the majority of my friends are guy, but don’t let this scare you. If I wanted to be with one of my guy friends I would already be with him, and if you haven’t noticed I don’t want them because I’m with you. I will not lose my friendships with all my guy friends to be able to stay with you. I will not cut off ties because you don’t like my guy friends. I have lost too many buddies because of my ex-boyfriends and I promised myself I wouldn’t do that again. If you don’t like how many guy friends I have you can leave now. Don’t bother trying to date me if you can accept the fact I’m just another bro.

I might be a badass, but I actually have a big heart.

To a lot of people I come off to be a very crazy and wild girl. I will agree I can be crazy and wild, but I’m more than that. I’m independent, caring, responsible, understanding, forgiving, and so such more type of woman. Many people think that I’m a badass because I don’t take any negatively from anyone. Just like we learned when we were younger, “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all.” Most people can’t do that in today’s world, so I stick up for myself and my friends. I don’t care what anyone thinks about me, or their option on how I live my life. The only thing I care about is being able to make myself happy. Even though I’m an independent woman, understand that I do have a big heart. Honesty when I truly care for someone I will do just about anything they ask, but don’t take advantage of this. Once you take advantage of this part of me, all respect will be lost for you.

I’m hard to love.

Sometimes I want to be cuddle and get attention, and sometimes I don’t want you to talk to me for a couple hours. Sometimes I want you to take me out for a nice meal, but sometimes I want a home cooked meal. Every day is different for me, sometimes I change my mind every hour. My mood swings are terrible on certain days, and on those days you should probably just ignore me. I’m not easy to love, so you’ll either be willing to find a way to love me, or you’ll walk out like so many others have.

I’m scared.

I’m scared to love someone again. I’ve been hurt, heartbroken, and beat to the ground in my past relationships. I want to believe you are different, I want to hope things will truly work out, but every relationship has always ended up the same way. I’m scared to trust someone, put my whole heart into them, just to be left and heartbroken again. I sick and tired of putting my whole body and soul into someone for them to just leave when it is convenient for them. If you want to love me, understand it won’t be easy for me to love you back.

When “I’m done.”

When I say “I’m done” I honestly don’t mean that I’m done. When I say that it means I need and want you to fight for me, show me why you want to be with me. I need you to prove that I’m worth it and there’s no one else but me. If I was truly done, I would just walk away, and not come back. So if I ever tell you, “I’m done,” tell me all the reasons why I’m truly not done.

For the boy who will love me next, the work is cut out for you, you just have to be willing to do it. I’m not like other girls, I am my own person, and I will need to be treated as such. For the boy that will love me next, don’t bother with me unless you really want to be with me. I don’t have time to waste on you if you aren’t going to try and make something out of us. To the boy who will love me next, the last thing I would like to say is good luck, I have faith in you.

Cover Image Credit: Danielle Balint

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