10 Great Dad Jokes
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10 Great Dad Jokes

Cringe-worthy dad jokes to make your day better.

10 Great Dad Jokes

Everyone loves a good joke and laughter has been said to be the best medicine in some situations. A good (or in this case, bad) joke can turn someone's entire day around. Almost all kinds of jokes can be funny, but dad jokes take the crown as the best jokes around. I personally love a good dad joke. The simple, cheesy humor always manages to put a smile on my face. You can't help but just shake your head and laugh when someone makes a dad joke. Who knows when or why but I am so happy that dads everywhere decided to grace us with their humor. With that being said, here are some of the best, or maybe worst, dad jokes.

1. Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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2. I had a dream I was a muffler last night...

I woke up exhausted!

3. I wouldn't buy anything with velcro...

It's a total rip-off.

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4. Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday School.

5. I'm terrified of elevators...

I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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6. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the no-bell prize.

7. I used to hate facial hair...

But then it grew on me.

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8. How do you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

They're all girls, otherwise they would be uncles.

9. What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

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And finally..

10. "I'm hungry"

Hi hungry, I'm Dad.

Hopefully these dad jokes brightened your day. If you're in search of more dadtastic humor or just want to know a great source for cheesy jokes, check out some of these websites for great dad jokes.




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