10 Dad Jokes For Your Tuesday

Having a rough week already? Miss your Dad? Luckily, there's always Dad jokes to make life just a little better. Special credit to @dadtellsjokes on twitter for the constant shamefully funny Dad jokes


1. Son: "What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi"

2. Dad: "Are you today's date because you're 17/10"

3. Dad: "Murphy's law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole's law? It's finely sliced cabbage"

4. Dad: "Are you a geologist? Because you rock"

5. Dad: "What did the almond say to the peanut before they fought? Cashew ousside how bout dat."

6. Dad: "I got diagnosed with color blindness the other day. It really came out of the purple"

7. Dad: "What do you call a bear with no ears? B"


8. Dad: "My sister wants to cry. I have a crisis."

9. Dad: "Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out."

10. Dad: "I once tied all my watches into a belt, but then I realized it was a waist of time"

xoxo Dad jokes ARE funny

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