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Aug 23, 2016

Ever been ashamed by the amount of coupons you have? Ever stashed another water bottle in your purse because you know your friend will forget one? You may be suffering from M.F.D, or more commonly known as Mom Friend Disease. Take a look at the symptoms below to determine how severe your diagnosis is.

1. You always have a grocery store, pharmacy, and a doctor's office in your purse

It is totally normal for your bag to be so heavy because of all the necessary items you keep in it. There is nothing wrong with carrying around some snacks and water! Also, you never know when your friends will need some Advil for a headache, some athletic tape for a sprained ankle, or some band-aids for some scrapes.

2. You are always worried if your friends got home okay

You wait in the driveway for them to unlock their door and get inside safely. Also, if it takes them 10 minutes to get home, you are texting them in 12 minutes to see if they are inside and alright.

3. Your friends dating a new person = anxiety

Tell me where you are going, how long it takes to get there, when you will be home, who is this person, how did you meet them, and who will be driving.

4. You know all of the important dates week to week

Let's see... you have got one friend's birthday on Wednesday, and another's dance recital on Friday, so you should have enough time to make a poster for your friend's swim meet on Sunday.

5. Making sure your friends health is always tip top shape

Did you eat three meals today? Have you been drinking enough water lately? How do you feel? Can I help with your stress or make you some comfort mac & cheese?

6. You are the best hostess

You always have the greatest food and drinks for everyone around. Not just that, but you have a surplus of it and ask everyone if they would like to take leftovers to go. Also, blankets are always seen in a basket in the corner if one of your guests gets chilly.

7. Your suggestions on plans revolve around what coupons you have

Anyone up for BOGO free mini golf? Or let's see... *shuffles through coupon stand* ...I have $5 off of a medium pizza when we purchase two medium drinks?!

8. Need life advice? Momma's got you at all hours

You are the one people naturally come to with their problems. You are wise and mature for you age which makes everyone feel safe and trusted when confiding to you. You even have special ringtones for each of your friends so you know who is calling you at 3am.

9. Party? Guess what you choose to do

You are the one standing in the corner, socializing with the resident's dog or cat while keeping a distant eye on how much your friend is drinking and who they are talking to. Guess what you wil be doing later? Holding your friend's hair while they throw up in the bathroom.

10. When you see this post, it is because one of your friends tagged you

There is nothing wrong with it! You should take it as a compliment. MOM FRIENDS UNITE!!

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10 Clues You Are The Mom Friend

Are you suffering from Mom Friend Disease?

1. You always have a grocery store, pharmacy, and a doctor's office in your purse

2. You are always worried if your friends got home okay

3. Your friends dating a new person = anxiety

4. You know all of the important dates week to week

5. Making sure your friends health is always tip top shape

6. You are the best hostess

7. Your suggestions on plans revolve around what coupons you have

8. Need life advice? Momma's got you at all hours

9. Party? Guess what you choose to do

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The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

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It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

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We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

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You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

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