Every dreaded Friday morning, the student body at ECU has a decision to make: to go to class or not to go.
Depending on the scent of alcohol and regret on your breath or the PB's wristband on your wrist- last night could have been the best or worst night of your life. Will the teacher notice I'm hungover? Will I make it there on time? Do I have time for coffee?
Here's a list of thoughts you'll have while walking to class at ECU:
1. I wish this class was canceled.
2. Wait why am I even going to class?
3. I hope people don't notice this is my makeup from last night.
....And my clothes.
4. When was the last time I showered?
5. I hope I don't run into the guy whose shirt I'm wearing.
6. And what was his name again?
7. Where's my phone?
And my dignity.
8. Is it acceptable to keep these sunglasses on during class?
9. Did I forget to take off my PB's wristband... and Halfway... and 5th?
...Yes. Yes I did.
10. I wonder if the teacher will notice me leave to go vom.
11. If I see one more freshman wearing purple...
12. Do I have time to go to Starbucks?
13. Whatever, I can be a few minutes late.
14. Take one look at me, yes, a venti is necessary.
15. Did I do my homework?
16. I'm going to be at least 5 minutes late, 10 if this freshman in front of me doesn't walk a little quicker.
17. Should I even go?
...No I have to go I'm almost there.
18. Why aren't the lights on? Where is everyone? I guess I should check my e-mail...
19. CLASS IS CANCELED?! I got up for a 12 o'clock class that was cancelled?
20. Well... since I'm up, might as well go to Supdogs.
Of course, these all replay in your head every single week with the same miserable hangover you regret... but not really.