If The 12 Zodiac Signs Were Characters From 'That '70s Show'
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If The 12 Zodiac Signs Were Characters From 'That '70s Show'

From Kelso to Red, every zodiac sign is given a laugh.

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If The 12 Zodiac Signs Were Characters From 'That '70s Show'
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Anyone who’s seen "That '70s Show" knows that the characters are more than memorable. Their antics are ones that we still talk about almost 20 years after the show first aired. But have you ever wondered what zodiac signs are associated with the characters and their personalities? Here are the signs as characters from the hit '90s sitcom:

1. Aries - Kelso

Dates: March 21st to April 19th

Traits: Courageous, enthusiastic, optimistic

Anyone who knows an Aries knows that they’re often a little slow. They take their time doing what they need to, but they always get the job done. Like Kelso, they’re enthusiastic about everything and ready to party whenever.

2. Taurus - Red

Dates: April 20th to May 20th

Traits: Reliable, devoted, stubborn

To all the Tauruses, Red will “kick your ass!” Red, like his paired sign, is a reliable man, father of two, and devoted husband. He works hard to provide for his family while often having his head in the past, making stubborn decisions when dealing with Eric.

3. Gemini - Jackie

Dates: May 21st to June 20th

Traits: Gentle, curious, indecisive

I’ve always thought of Jackie as a Gemini because she’s always flip-flopping her personality. While Jackie is smart, she conceals it with her happy, peppy cheerleader attitude, and when she’s upset… everyone knows it.

4. Cancer - Fez

Dates: June 21st to July 22nd

Traits: Persuasive, loyal, relaxed

Fez is the dictionary definition of a Cancer. He is funny, kind, and always has something to say. He is the life of the party and then can easily become a wall-flower. Like most Cancers, Fez is a loyal and trustworthy friend.

5. Leo - Hyde

Dates: July 23rd to August 22nd

Traits: Passionate, humorous, arrogant

Ah Hyde, the show would be nothing without his witty commentary and political distrust. Hyde is incredibly arrogant but deep beneath his skin, there is a lion of passion and love for all of his friends. He never fails to make everyone crack up!

6. Virgo - Kitty

Dates: August 23rd to September 22nd

Traits: Loyal, analytical, hardworking

Kitty is the mom of all moms, which is why she’s associated with the mom of all zodiac signs. On top of being a cool mom, Kitty is down with the crowd and always open for a drink and a helping hand.

7. Libra - Bob

Dates: September 23rd to October 22nd

Traits: Fair-minded, social, harmonious

I know it, you know it, we all know it: Bob is a cool guy. Even though he proves to be a little closed-minded, he is still fair in all of his decisions. Red and Kitty know that whenever Bob pulls up to the function, the party is on.

8. Scorpio - Randy

Dates: October 23rd to November 21st

Traits: Secretive, brave, stubborn

Unfortunately, it’s a world agreed upon belief that Randy was the worst character on the show. I mean, that’s what you get when you try and replace Eric! If there’s one thing I can give Randy is that he gave me a laugh (literally, one laugh).

9. Sagittarius - Lori

Dates: November 22nd to December 21st

Traits: Generous, funny, no-filter

A part of me wants to say Lori is my favorite, but I’d be lying. Nonetheless, Lori is your typical hot-babe college dropout. The eldest sibling and older sister to Eric, Lori comes in clutch whenever Eric needs her, although it takes her a few tries to get it right.

10. Capricorn - Eric

Dates: December 22nd to January 19th

Traits: Responsible, disciplined, traditional

The show’s beginning and the show’s end. Without Eric Forman’s basement, there wouldn’t be circle shots, stolen beers, and make-out sessions. Eric is the pack leader and is easily the most responsible (given that he’s learned his lesson after messing up first).

11. Aquarius - Midge

Dates: January 20th to February 18th

Traits: Progressive, original, humanitarian

Midge is a laugh, and at the same time she’s completely serious. People think of Midge as a hollow-head, but she’s the most progressive in season one when she signs up for her women of the world class and declares herself a feminist!

12. Pisces - Donna

Dates: February 19th to March 20th

Traits: Compassionate, gentle, wise

Donna is the coolest, enough said. Whether she’s being one of the guys or Jackie’s girl, Donna is versatile in her personality, adapting so that she can accommodate everyone’s needs and feelings. She’s wise, smart, and giving, which carries out through the entire show.

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