1. "No it's not alternative, it's mathcore with minor influences of lo-fi and a touch of minimalist avant garde." *scoffs* "Loser."

2. "You like the 1975? Oh yeah, I liked them back when they were still Drive Like I Do."

3. "Okay but have you heard it on vinyl?"

4. "Yeah, I own a guitar. You wanna hear Wonderwall?"

5. "Lana Del Rey saved the music industry when she released Born to Die."

6." I can't wait to make pastel edits of these lyrics."

7. "Of course I'm going to blog about this, what are you talking about?"

8. "The radio ruined that song don't you know."

9. "I first heard of this band when I was waiting in line to get an extra hot soy with extra foam, split shot with a half squirt of sugar-free vanilla and a half squirt of sugar-free cinnamon from Deja Brew. What? Starbucks is too corporate."

10. "Have you heard the lead singers side project though?"

11. "Yeah, I heard them live back before they got popular, they're actually not that great."

13. "Can you believe Arctic Monkeys actually invented music when they released Whatever People Say I Am Is What I'm Not?"

12. "Yeah, I know the lead singer, he used to date my friend. I'm pretty sure the second song on the album is about her."

14. "Marina and the Diamonds? Yeah, she's like, queen, amirite?"

15. "Why go to Coachella when you can go to Urban Outfitters and see the same thing?"

16. "Yeah, that single is actually the worst song on the album tbh."

17. "My rose lemonade goes really well with album artwork, like, look at the aesthetic."

18. "Take a candid photo of me smoking a cigarette with the band in the background, it's for the aesthetic."

19. "I'm gonna take a photo of the neon lighting, you know for the aesthetic."

20. "Aesthetic."