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You're Truly Obsessed With Dogs If...

"Obsessive Canine Disorder" is real

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You're Truly Obsessed With Dogs If...
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If you know me, you know quite well I am beyond obsessed with my Bulldog named Manny and just dogs in general. More than half the reason I am excited to get home for Thanksgiving is to cuddle my dog (sorry fam). Living in Fort Collins, I see dogs EVERYWHERE. I see them on campus, old town, literally everywhere and anywhere I go. It makes living here that much better. OCD, "Obsessive Canine Disorder" is a real thing. The world is a better place because of dogs. What is not to love about them? If you don't love dogs, there is something extremely wrong with you. Here are some signs you know you are an obsessive dog person like myself.

1. You talk to dogs as if they are humans.

2. Your dog is your lock screen on your phone.

3. You have a specific voice you talk in when talking to your dog.

4. You facetime your dog when you're away.

5. You stop what you're doing if you see a dog in public

6. You wave to dogs.

7. You catch yourself starring at someone else dog while their owner awkwardly stares back at you.

8. You start petting other peoples dogs without asking.

9. Most of your Snapchat stories and Instagram pics are of you and your dog.

10. You throw birthday parties for your dog.

11. You treat your dog like a baby.

12. You would rather hang out with your dog than your friends.

13. You are always telling stories about your dog.

14. You feed your dog dinner scraps even though you're not suppose to.

15. You spoil them like no other.

16. You have tons of nicknames for them.

17. No dog can ever be as cute as yours.

18. When someone insults your dog you take it personally.

19. People think you talk about your dog way too much.

20. The firs thing people ask you is "hows your dog?"

21. You give them affection even if you know they don't want it.

22. You think literally anything your dog does is cute or funny.

23. You consider them apart of your family.

24. You follow at least 10 different dog accounts on Instagram and share all dog videos on Facebook.

25. Your friends tag you in dog posts because they know you will LOVE them.

26. You cry during any type of sad dog book, article, movie, picture, ect.

27. You are the one on the ground hanging with the dog at parties.

28. If you hear someone else say they are obsessed with dogs you automatically are best friend with the person.

29. You protect your dog with your life both physically and emotionally.

30. They are your BFF.

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