Your wardrobe is made of mostly show shirts.

You have a separate collection of make-up just for shows.

Your club dance moves include step touches and grapevines.

Your iTunes library looks a lot like this:

You have an embarrassingly large DVD collection of movie musicals and shows you've been in.

And it's always a struggle trying to get your non-theatre friends to watch them with you.

You've used this line way too many times:

The way non-theatre people feel about artists on the VMA's is the way you feel about everyone on the Tony's

The phrase "Tech Week" gives you serious PTSD.

Bobby pins. Bobby pins everywhere.

This is you when your non-theatre friends keep calling the fall musical "A Play"

Your friends and family are used to you bursting into show tunes at any time.

While you're waiting for the cast list to be posted:

When it's finally up, and you got the part you wanted..

and when you didn't get it.