My two greatest obsessions are most certainly' Gilmore Girls' and coffee, and there are few things that bring me as much joy as curling up to binge on both simultaneously. Maybe it's the Lorelais' obsession is contagious, and makes getting my fix just that much more satisfying, or I need a perfect way to procrastinate on my chemistry homework, but the 'Gilmore Girls' never disappoint. Coffee is love. Coffee is life.
1. Your addiction is well known.
Your mom knows. Your classmates know. That weird lady across the street knows. Now, all that's left is planning the intervention.
2. Your friends know the best way to bribe you to be social.
"Come hang out!" "I don't wanna." "We can go get coffee.." "Where are my shoes?"
3. You feel personally offended by crappy coffee.
Seriously, this is just muddy water, who do you think you're fooling?
4. You've developed a personal relationship with your dealer.
Fun fact: In high school, the ladies at the Dunkin Donuts near my school knew my name, coffee order, and that I would get there at about 7:15 a.m. every week day.
5. You drink copious amounts at all times of day.
I wouldn't be surprised if I've broken a world record6. "That stuff can't be good for you."
I don't care! I like my heart rate to be through the roof, it makes me happy.7. You can't help but try to locate the nearest coffee shop everywhere you go.
When you see a Starbucks cup, your eyes probably widen to three times their size.