1. It starts out around 5 p.m. on a Thursday night. You're laying in bed exhausted from class and just want to nap forever and can't even fathom going out.
2. In your group text someone finally says they are holding a pre-game. You don't even care where you end up, you just need to blow off steam because your 10 a.m. accounting exam kicked your butt this morning.
3. You and your roomie start the pre-pregame while you get ready.
4. You're just about done getting ready, have a killer outfit and leave for the pregame.
5. You roll up to the pregame with "tha crew" lookin' fresh AF.
6. You start feeling a good buzz and know things are about to get interesting tonight.
7. Two hours later, you're ready to GTFO and hit the bars. You call a beeper and make your drunk way there.
8. Girls beeper rides vs. guys.
9. You always seem to find yourself yelling "take a shot!" You also always seem to find yourself regretting that decision the next morning.
10) Elevated surfaces: They always get the best of us. (Cough, cough, Klondike fireplace.)
11. When you make eye contact with a cute guy from across the bar.
12. When you see Nick from Pnon, and he greets you and your girls.
13. You look over and see your friend dancing with a solid 10. You go, girl.
14. When a sloppy girl backs into you and spills her drink down the side of your arm.
15. You look over and see your ex-boo thang grinding with some girl. She is totally a downgrade, ugh. But it inevitably still pisses you off.
16. You finally call a beeper to take you home from the bar. Somehow you always end up telling them your life story and sometimes end up crying. It's fine. Really. Okay, no it's not. But you will never see them or remember them again.
17. Trying to get your even drunker friend from the car to your place.
18. The feeling you get when you finally lay down on something soft and comfy.
19. Two words: Drunk. Food. (My personal favorite being the legendary Waffle House).
20. Waking up and still being drunk.
21. When your friends tell you about what you did last night.
22. Trying to make yourself feel better for all the embarrassing things you did/said last night.
23. We always say it, and we never mean it.
*Spends rest of day sleeping, then rallying for Friday night's outing*
