Your Horoscope As A Lil Wayne Song
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Your Horoscope As A Lil Wayne Song

Everything you probably already knew about yourself

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Your Horoscope As A Lil Wayne Song
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This week has been so overwhelming for me so I thought I’d make this weeks article a little more fun! If you know anything at all about me you know that I love astrology and I love Lil Wayne, so I thought why not combine the two?! I believe this are the songs associated with your horoscope in my HUMBLE opinion (minus the vulgar language)!!

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)- Curtains

So some strengths you have is that you are responsible, disciplined, self-control, and good managers. And honestly this song really represents all of those traits but don’t you dare think for a second that Capricorns only come with those positive traits, they're also know-it-alls, unforgiving, condescending, and they expect the worst. This song is literally you.

Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)- DontGetIt

You have some pretty good qualities, you are progressive, original, independent,and such humanitarians! You don’t like being misunderstood and you feel the need to always be explain yourself. BUT y'all are also so emotional so I feel like this beat fits you so well.

Pisces (February 19 to March 20)- How To Hate

This song is lyrically clever (much like all of his work of course) and you are super wise. I bet you have people coming to you for advice all the time. You guys are also compassionate, artistic, intuitive, gentle, and musical. Which is definitely everything this song is. You are also

fearful, overly trusting, sad, desire to escape reality, and you play the victim all the time!! This is probably Lil Wayne’s saddest song and it really gravitated towards y’all. Dedicate your 2018 to positivity.

Aries (March 21-April 19)- President Carter

You are so courageous, determined, confident, enthusiastic, optimistic, honest, and passionate so really this song embodies you so well. You think so highly of yourself (not always a bad thing) and you hate being wrong, you always have to have the last word and the satisfaction of being correct. Your weaknesses include impatience, being short-tempered, impulsive, and aggressive. I mean just listen to the lyrics, definitely feeling the aggression vibe here. Stay calm though I know you're trying your hardest!!

Taurus (April 20-May 20)- She Will

You are probably the most practical people I know, I applaud you for that! You're so reliable, patient, devoted, responsible, and stable. You're so adamant on things working out the way you plan them to, so keep on going and working hard. But at the same time you are stubborn, possessive, and uncompromising. Combine literally all those traits and you have this song. You really also are so inspiring and encouraging.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)- What’s Wrong With Them

Honestly, it’s really a hit or miss with you. I see that you are gentle, affectionate, curious, adaptable, and have the ability to learn quickly. You never know how to portray yourself to people and I’m gonna need you to stop that and just be yourself!! You get so much hate but really you are just misunderstood. You're always nervous, inconsistent, and indecisive, which is why people are driven away from you.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)- A Milli

Oh my God, I know so many of you. I can type about you all day because I differently have the most info on you. You make the best of friends. But to keep it brief, you're loyal, emotional, sympathetic, persuasive. You have so much charisma and you never fail to keep things interesting. You are overly emotional and you lose focus on what’s important and dwell on what’s not but that’s okay because you're working on it. You get one of the popular songs and I can list a milli reasons why but don’t let that get to your head because you're also so moody, pessimistic, suspicious, and manipulative. I encourage you to pay real close attention to the lyrics.

Leo (July 23-August 22)- Bill Gates

It is so crazy how much of an effect you have on peoples life, both positively and negatively. I got a good read on you too so I know you're creative, passionate, generous, warm-hearted, cheerful, and humorous. You're also so motivational and you love improving everyone's lives around you. You wish everyone well. You stay coming in and out of peoples lives when it is relevant to you and we all know you are arrogant, stubborn, self-centered, and inflexible. But you can always beat the stereotype and start giving more and focusing on receiving less. You should also be a little more forgiving considering you too have made mistakes. Keep striving and being your best self.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)- Love Me

You are so loyal, analytical, kind, hardworking, and practical. You’re probably the most driven people out there and you have your priorities straight but you lose focus every once in a while. Keep on that grind. We all know that you're always worried, overly critical of yourself and others, and all work and no play. Give yourself a break. You play around with peoples minds just as much as this song is played at parties. In the end you're definitely a favorite, and you leave your mark on those around you, just like this hit.

Libra (September 23-October 22)- Right Above It

Probably the best horoscope emirate ladies?! I’m kidding I'm biased because that’s my horoscope. You're cooperative,diplomatic, gracious, fair-minded, and social. You make the best of friends. You stay one step ahead of everyone all the time. You also can’t decide on anything for the life of you, avoid confrontations, and you will carry a grudge. Stop being so emotional and don't let others get to you!! Stay Right Above It.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)- No Worries

You always act like you have no worries but really you are always worried. Everything you do you're so passionate about. You always let other peoples options and views impact you. Start thinking for yourself and bettering yourself. You’re resourceful, brave, stubborn, and a true friend.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)- God Bless Amerika

You definitely have the most different (but good) sense of humor ever. You're generous, and idealistic. You carry yourself so well but you promise more than you deliver. You're very impatient, and you will say anything no matter how undiplomatic.

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