The Mom
"Share your location with me because you never text me when you get home" They always have hand sanitizer, tissues, and Tide to go.
The Savage
If you ever need a master plan to catch your boyfriend in a lie or if you need someone to proofread your twitter fights this is your go-to friend. They refer to themselves as a savage and you all know it's true.
The Cryer
You always have to end your jokes with "I'm joking relax" because they're just super sensitive. They're usually the people you ask to take the group picture, which makes them feel even worse about themselves.
The Model
They look good even in bad lighting and say "no staaaappppp thats a bad picture don't post it" even though they're the only one that looks good.
The Diary
No matter how many times you want to vent about the same boy this friend will always be there. They'll be the one to bring you coffee when you're sad and let you crash on the nights you can't remember.
The Comedian
The Drama Queen
This is the friend that will make fake accounts to spy on people they follow, just so the person doesn't know its them. They're absolutely insane, but you love every second of it. They're also the friend you encourage to do stupid things just so you can see the outcome.
The Baby
"How old are you like twelve?" "Dude you're only six months older than me."
The Fashionably-Late
They're late even when they're trying to be early. You always tell them to meet you a half hour before you get there in hopes that you'll arrive at the same time.
Hollywood
You only see this friend once a year, and it is usually unplanned. They are also the friend who never answers messages, or does two hours late.
