Your First Week Of Summer, As Told by Tina Fey
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Your First Week Of Summer, As Told by Tina Fey

The glamour of beach-side cocktails never seems to be the true reality of what our first week of summer is really like.

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Your First Week Of Summer, As Told by Tina Fey
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I know as well as you do that summer promises fun, relaxation, and a break from all of the things that stand for school. However, the glamour of beach side cocktails never seems to be the true reality of what our first week of summer is really like. So here is a play by play, by Tina Fey, of what your first week of summer REALLY looks like.


Day 1: When you finish unpacking and moving back into your room, it is only right that you sleep for 168 hours straight.

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Day 2: Waking up from your nap and realizing that you have four months without stress, school work or overbearing teachers.

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Day 3: The simply blissful realization that you do not have to be in charge of your own meal preparation all summer.

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Day 4: Seeing your best friends from home back-to-back because going another second without seeing them seems unbearable.

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Day 5: When your parents tell you that it is time to find a job so you can start making money for yourself and your spending habits.

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Day 6: Running into the kids you did not get along with in high school and having to act like you never hated them.

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Day 7: Walking into town with your best friend to make sure everyone knows your back, baby.

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