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If Your Ex-Boyfriends Were Disney Villains

This is not to insult my ex-boyfriend, because, at one point, I did love you but you remind me of a Disney villain.

Laken Crockett
Nov 30, 2015
Southeastern Louisiana University
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If Your Ex-Boyfriends Were Disney Villains

Have you ever noticed that your ex-boyfriends are pretty much like Disney villains? Well at least some of mine are. And if your ex-boyfriends aren't like any of these, bravo! If so, hopefully this guide will help you to avoid these evil Disney villain types. Honestly, if you come across any guy that is similar to one of these Disney villains, you should probably just stay away.

Gaston LeGume

Gaston is the type of ex-boyfriend that is obsessed with himself. Not only is he obsessed with himself but if he can't have you than nobody can. His priorities include doing things such as constantly flexing his biceps, taking selfies in the gym, and looking at his reflection in mirrors, windows, water, or basically anything with a reflection. Gaston is a like a 90's version of Kanye West. Run away if you come across a Gaston.

Jafar

Jafar is the type of ex-boyfriend that is super controlling and abusive. These types only desire power in the relationship and should be avoided at all cost. Run away if you do come across a Jafar.

Scar

Scar is the type of ex-boyfriend that seems really chill but has a very dark side. This type of ex-boyfriend is the type that will grow up to be a psychopath and kill his brother. Run away if you do come across a Scar.

Hades

Hades is the ex-boyfriend with a really bad anger issue. He's also the ex that likes to make jokes that hurt your feelings. The only good thing about dating a guy like Hades is he'll keep his promises. Be on your guard if you come across a Hades.

Captain James Hook

Captain Hook is the type of ex-boyfriend that seems really normal but he secretly destroys a lot of girls hearts and chops them up, and throws their hearts into the ocean. He also has one hand and is obsessed with children, so you should just never date a Captain Hook. Ever.


Prince Hans

Prince Hans is the type of ex-boyfriend that tells you nice things and brings you to nice places but has very evil intentions. He's the kind of guy that will lead you on, make you feel special, but then leaves you in the cold. The only good thing about dating Prince Hans is he's rich and sometimes is nice. Keep your guard up if you come across a Prince Hans.

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