If you're like me, kids are not your favorite things in the world. I'm sure there are good ones out there and bless you people that have found them. But, for the most part, I think we can agree, the majority of children are not the best. If you're not sure if you're like me, read this article and find out. If you can agree with a majority of these statements, welcome to the club. You're a kid hater.
1. You've said the phrase " No, I don't want to hold it".
2. Your life motto is, "I may have once been a child but, I hated kids even when I was one."
3. You've thought "The only good thing about babies is how small their shoes are" while at Target.
4. If I see one more "baby's first cookie" album on Facebook I might freak out.
5. You've repeatedly asked, "Can someone please explain to me how children are always sticky and or covered in some sort of gunk?" and have yet to receive a firm answer.
6. Seeing a kid fall brightens your day... Until you're hit with the blood curdling, overreaction scream.
7. You make faces at children at the grocery story while their moms have their backs turned.
8. You've sent a screen shot of someone’s baby to your friend with the caption "This baby is so ugly".
9. Your month is genuinely ruined when you see that 40% of your flight is small children.
10. You've never once thought of babysitting as a "good way to make easy money".
11. Your idea of giving your mother grandchildren is purchasing a dog.
12. Watching 16 and Pregnant is your equivalent of watching a horror movie.
13. Your friends are constantly uttering the phrase " you're going to be the first one to get knocked up" or "I hope you have 6 kids".
14. Your response to these taunts is always "Don't you put that evil on me" or "go to hell".
15. You say "ugh, kids" at lease 6 times an hour.
