1. Going to bed early still means going to bed after one a.m.
2. You have a frighteningly intense obsession with coffee.
3. You pay $10,000 to live in a 4x6 room.
4. You own multiple strands of white Christmas lights.
5. You can never seem to find a place to park.
6. You spend slightly too much time lying in your bed doing absolutely nothing.
7. You actually read your textbooks.
8. You own a shower caddy.
9. You never actually get off your laptop.
10. You’re consistently broke.
11. You basically never turn off the music.
12. You never stop shoving food in your face.
13. Your textbooks are all the assets you have to your name.
14. You buy your own shampoo.
15. You dread citing references.
16. You think Starbucks gift cards are basically gold.
17. Your printer is your baby.
18. Homemade meals are the most deliciously wonderful things ever.
19. You seem to have sucky wifi 95 percent of the time.
20. You have a tendency to wake up ten minutes before your classes start every morning.
21. Your bed is your best friend.
22. You consume lots of sugar, caffeine, and carbs (no regrets).
23. Sometimes you watch YouTube just as much as you watch Netflix.
24. Hoodies are life.
25. You wear leggings way too often.
26. Sometimes you watch Netflix during lecture.
27. You think the cost of next semester’s text books will be the death of you.
28. You avoid buying textbooks at the Bookstore at all costs.
29. You gorge yourself at the dining halls.
30. You slackline.
31. You actually use your email.
32. But you seem to forget to check your email when important people send you important things.
33. You think your advisor is basically a superhero.
34. There is always a person within fifty feet of you.
35. You spend way too much money at coffee shops.
36. You learn how to take notes really fast.
37. You are in at least one group chat that constantly makes your phone vibrate.
38. You kinda dread group projects.
39. You cry when you have to write a ten page paper.
40. Generally, there are eight midterms scheduled and 18 papers due in one week.
41. Your laptop charger goes everywhere with you.
42. You pretend like you know how to use Microsoft Word.
43. You listen to your pre-game playlist before you take a midterm to get extra psyched.
44. You miss your family.
45. You wait four weeks to do all your laundry, and then you proceed to use all the available washing machines.
46. You use ratemyprofessors.com.
47. You’ve used the microwave at least four times in the last twenty-four hours.
48. You own a mini fridge.
49. You want to own a dorm puppy.

And number 50 (drum roll please): if you're reading this.... you might be a college student.