1. You struggle to make your dining dollars last all semester. But a 12-inch just sounds so good right now....
2. You wait ALL year for Spring Fling and once it's over you are ready to pack up and head home
3. The PS officers look like they are twelve years old and everyone makes fun of them from a far but when it comes down to it...
4. After a certain hour, the bridge to the library exists in a permanent fog.
5. You have to schedule an appointment with health services a year before you get sick because they don't accept walk-ins.
6. Commons pizza always looks so fresh and appetizing until you take that first bite and wonder why you decided to give it another chance.
7. After being too lazy to write the essay to get into Hawk Hall, you quickly regret your decision once you move into the mini prisons on campus aka the complexes.
8. You beg your mom to give you $500 for your parking permit but when she says no you second guess even buying a car in the first place.
9. You have to really think about whether leaving campus at 5 o'clock for dinner is worth it because then you'll have to park in rape lot and that's a complete game changer. Starvation > rape lot
10. There could be ten feet on snow outside and you struggle to open the door to get out but there was only a delay until 10:30am.
11. You pray as you're walking back from class that there is at least one Regents door propped open and when it's not, it ruins your entire day.
12. It's practically a ritual to stop at Konover after a night of drinking.
12. You want to try Tapingo for the first time but you don't want to be THAT asshole who cuts the entire line.
13. When you go to hartford.snaps and all you see is weed and boobs.
14. You get a $75 citation when you're parked in the 15 minute complex parking for 17 minutes.
15. When you're one minute late to your drying cycle ending and all your shit is throw all over the table.
16. When you're trying to sleep in Regents and the people above you are actual elephants.
17. You knew you were hot when your name appeared on UHART crushes.
18. When you take something off the wall at the end of the year and it rips off half the wall off.
19. You leave a piece of paper on the ground when you move out and you get a bill for $90.
20. When the workers at Starbucks in the library know you by name.
21. It takes an hour to direct the Chinese guy to your building and then you start getting confused.
22. You start sweating trying to login into the self-service center on housing registration day because you want a single in Park River because every second counts.
23. When you get on the campus shuttle, you sign your life away due to the crazy driver who doesn't care about the curb at Bishop's Corner.
24. When you live in the village and you leave your door unlocked, there is a 100% guarantee a random guy off the street will walk in and lay on your couch or a freshman will walk in trying to party.
25. Even though you don't want to seem like a wimp, you're scared to step on the 'H' in Alumni Plaza because you'll be cursed and not graduate in 4 years.
But we can all agree that without these little quirks, UHART would not be what it is and hey, it keeps us entertained.
