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24 Leslie Knope Quotes Everyone Should Hear

"You just got Knoped."

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Even after Parks and Rec is off the air, feminist icon and Super Woman of the Parks Department, Leslie Knope, still lives on. In case you forgot about how knowledgeable and hilarious she is, here's 24 quotes by Leslie Knope everyone should hear.

1. "If you want to bake a pie, that’s great. If you want to have a career, that’s great too. Do both, or neither, doesn’t matter. Just don’t judge what someone else has decided to. I mean, we’re all just trying to find the right path for us, as individuals, on this earth."

2. "You beautiful, tropical fish."

3. "I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself."

4. "One persons 'annoying' is another persons 'inspiring and heroic.'"

5. "What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly about me."

6. "Did you hear that? Was that the sound of a glass ceiling being shattered?"

7. "Winning is every girls dream."

8. "You know, I like to tell people: get on board and buckle up, because my ride’s gonna be a big one. And if you get motion sickness, you know, put your head between your knees because Leslie Knope’s stopping for no one."

9. "Positive is always better than negative."

10. "Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries."

11. "No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white male U.S Senator."

12."I would like some wine. And oops, my vest popped open. Just like the budget needs to pop open. And you need to pour it into my parks department."

13. "We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come third."

14. "There's nothing we can't do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives."

15. "If I had to have a strippers name it would be Equality."

16. "I care, I care a lot. It's kinda my thing."

17. "You're a rainbow infused, space unicorn."

18. "Hey Leslie, it's Leslie. Hang in there. I love you, bye."

19. "What's Galentines Day? Only the best day of the year? Every February 13th, my lady friends and I leave our husbands and boyfriends at home and just come kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies."

20. "If there's a law against friendship, then lock me up."

21. "Every time a couple gets married, two single people die."

22. "And I'm not singing beauty school dropout. It's sexist and I don't do slow jams."

23. "One places asked me if I wanted kale in my milkshake, in my milkshake you guys."

24. "Oh, concession speech? Yeah, I wrote one. 'Eat my shorts, Jabronies. Knope, out.'"

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