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So You Have A New Match

Now you just need some new pick-up lines.

So You Have A New Match

Tinder was launched in Sept. 2012. Since then, it has been downloaded 100 million times with an estimated 50 million users. Tinder is actively used in 196 countries and on average there are 300 matches per second. So, I guess it's safe to say that everyone likes Tinder.

Here's some one liners from our favorite television shows:

1. "Hey, how you doin'?" -Joey, "Friends"

2. "Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day!" -Will, "Fresh Prince"

3. "Hey there pretty momma." - Johnny, "Johnny Bravo"

4. "Girl you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all." - Will, "Fresh Prince"

5. "Some call me the gangster of love." - Donna, "That 70's Show"

6. "Could I be anymore interested?" -Chandler, "Friends"

7. "Let's go back to my place and play the bagpipes, if ya know what I mean." - Marshall, from "How I Met Your Mother"

8. "Care to dance?" -Carlton, "Fresh Prince"

9. "You know what? I bet your name is Mickey 'cause you're so fine." -Johnny, "Johnny Bravo"

10. "I like my women like I like my alcohol, red and full of alcohol." - Fez, "That 70's Show"

11. "My curves will make you sing." - Jess, "New Girl"

12. "Have mercy." - Jesse, "Full House"

13. "I noticed you noticing me so I just wanted to put you on notice that i noticed you too." - Will, "Fresh Prince"

14. "I only run for buses, blondes and brunettes." - Zack, "Saved by the Bell"

15. "You're pretty. I'm pretty. Let's go home and stare at each other." - Johnny, "Johnny Bravo"

16. "Look, I'll pay you a thousand dollars to hang out with me." -Corey, "Boy Meets World"

The peak time period for Tinder use is 6 p.m. to 9 p.m., and the best time to get a match is 9 p.m.

May you get all the Super Likes.

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