If you give a girl a hayride jug, the first thing she’s going to want to know is where you got it. Because plastic jugs become a rare sighting in nearby cities during the fall hayride season.
If you give a girl a hayride jug, she’s going to ask for craft supplies. She’s going to ask for paint, brushes, ribbon, glitter and stencils.
If you give a girl some craft supplies she’s going to ask for Pinterest ideas. She’s going to need to find a design that’s going to be unique and show everyone how crafty her Pinterest boards allow her to be.
If you give a girl a design for her jug, you’re going to have to give her a clever saying to paint on her jug. She needs to think of something drinking-related but a classy saying that’s funnier than everyone else’s.
If you give a girl something clever to put on her jug, she’s going to ask which Greek letters or name is going to be on her jug. She’s going to need the perfect date to accompany her.
When you give a girl the perfect hayride date, she’s going to ask for the perfect mixer to go with cider. She could go with the classic spiced rum, or mix it up with caramel vodka (yes, it exists).
When you give a girl the perfect mix with cider, she’s going to ask where the pregame is. She can’t start the party on the party bus, she needs to warm up with a little cider first.
When you give a girl a fun pregame, she’s going to ask for a flannel to wear. She’s going to need to stay warm in those fields but also cute for all the pictures the night will bring.
When you give a girl a flannel, she’s going to need combat boots and high socks, too. A hayride is kind of like a theme party, and she can’t stop after just the flannel.
When you give a girl combat boots, she’s going to ask for the perfect playlist to dance in them to. She’s going to ask for something that is a good mix between country and party music.
When you give a girl a good playlist, she’s going to need an elevated surface to dance on. At a hayride, she could use a picnic table or even just a bail of hay.
When you give a girl an elevated surface at hayride, she’ll ask you to dance with her until she wants to take a ride on the actual hayride.
When you give a girl a hayride, she’ll have the time of her life. And she’ll want to do it all again the next weekend.
