I Like Pineapple On My Pizza And People Need To Stop Attacking Me For It
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I Like Pineapple On My Pizza And People Need To Stop Attacking Me For It

Sorry you have bad taste.

Kelsey Rogers
Nov 06, 2017
Susquehanna University
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I Like Pineapple On My Pizza And People Need To Stop Attacking Me For It
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You bet your ass that this is the most pressing issue in my life right now.

I was minding my own business, getting some lunch in between classes because it was 2 p.m. and I still had yet to eat anything for the day (because breakfast just doesn't happen when you're struggling to make it on time for your first class) SO I decided to get pizza.

They get really fancy and let you pick out your own toppings. Obviously, I picked ham and pineapple and my friends turned their noses in disgust and quite honestly, I don't need that kind of negative energy in my life.

There are a lot of food habits that are WAY worse. Chocolate covered bacon, putting ketchup on your scrambled eggs, tomato and mayo sandwiches. I'm actually gagging at the last one.

Can we also talk about how y'all think that Doritos and mountain dew is an amazing snack combination? Reevaluate for a second.

Rambling aside, I don't think that the combination of ham and pineapple is even that abnormal, and putting it on a pizza is even better. I'll take that over your gross mushrooms and olives.

So don't go all overboard and start debating with me about the morale of what does and doesn't belong on a pizza, Chad, because I've watched you eat things off of the floor at a house party when nobody was even daring you to in the first place.

As for any person that is even a few years older than me, I'm just gonna call you Carol and assume that you have a "Can I speak to the manager?" haircut. HAVE YA EVER HEARD OF A KEBAB, CAROL? Sometimes they put fruit on those and I don't see you complaining about it then!!

Bottom line, everyone let me enjoy my amazing pizza in peace and then we can all be happy. Sorry that you have bad taste and I don't.

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