There are a lot of stereotypes associated with different college majors. Individuals get a certain idea of what that sort of person looks, acts, and thinks like, and they just go with it. It doesn't even matter if the stereotype is accurate or not. So they take the typical vision of a shy, antisocial, bookish English nerd and apply it to English majors. Being one myself, I get to hear some pretty crazy stuff. Some of which might be slightly insulting. These below are actual commentary from students, friends, and acquaintances.
So, without further ado, here is a glimpse into the stereotype which has become my major.
1. "You're an English major, right? Why don't you just do our group project's paper?"
Okay, so this is a personal favorite. Just because I chose to study English, doesn't mean I constantly want to write essays or papers. I also certainly DO NOT want to write YOUR papers either. The fact that you even asked signals to me that you are lazy and just don't want to put forth the effort yourself. I don't mind editing and helping like the rest of the group participants, but don't place the full weight of the endeavor on my pen alone.
2. "Why did you misspell that word?"
I'm not a dictionary, nor do I try to be one. I am human. I make mistakes just like everyone else. I don't expect the rest of you to already know everything about whatever it is you're studying, so why do you expect me to know all the possible spellings in the English language? Sure, I know a lot of fancy words, but do I know how to spell them? Not in the slightest, and I'm okay with that.
3. "Aren't all English majors grammar Nazi's?"
No. No, we are not. Personally, grammar comes easily to me, but I do not expect everyone to properly punctuate their phrases. Nobody's perfect, and I'm not one to overtly judge on the small things. Although, if we are friends or if you want to date me, please know the basics. Awkward sentences do not help me like you in any capacity.
4. "Would you read this for me and just tell me what it says?"
Are you really that lazy? I am not your personal translator, nor have I ever requested the position of doing so. I also have about three hundred pages to read for myself, so I doubt I'd find the time to squeeze in your measly thirty pages. You've got time, so you can do it yourself. I don't mind helping you figure out the meaning together, but I won't be doing your homework.
5. " Would you write my paper for me?"
Well, how much are you offering? Nah, I'm just kidding. I barely have enough time to write my own papers. Why would you think I have time to do yours too? I'm not a scribe. Plus, I like using my advanced vocabulary, so your teacher probably wouldn't even believe it was yours. If you want tips or advice, I'm your gal, but cheating isn't classy.
There you have it folks. These are a few of the things I encounter as an English major every day. If you know of or have heard other comments such as these, please comment below.
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