Imagine this: You're walking down the road, minding your own business when suddenly you are given the task of hiding a body. If ever you should find yourself in such a predicament, here are five places you definitely do not want to hide that cadaver.

1. In a Movie Theater

Your new pal is sure to be nice and quiet, but the stench will probably put you off eating your popcorn. Plus, you'll have to pay for two movie tickets even if your friend really isn't going to watch the movie.

2. In Your Mother's Flower Pot

The products from the decomposition will definitely make your mom's roses look their best, but the rotting feet sticking out of the ground might put a damper on the mood of your front lawn.

3. Ding-Dong-Ditch

You could try to pawn this responsibility off on someone else, but I don't think your neighbor will be inviting you to his next barbecue.

4. At a Daycare

Let's be practical here. The kids would probably think it's some new life-size stuffed animal and you know how kids put everything in their mouths.

5. Under Your Bed

I know some of us are desperate for sleepovers, but think about it: nasty smell, oozing, questionable body juices, and a lumpy mattress no thank you. Take it from this kid, it's not a good idea.