The Worst Parts About Going To The Airport As Told By "Seinfeld"
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The Worst Parts About Going To The Airport As Told By "Seinfeld"

Every airport visit is horrible no matter what happens.

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The Worst Parts About Going To The Airport As Told By "Seinfeld"

Everyone knows that the airport brings out the worst in people. And no one knows better than "Seinfeld."

There's always someone who got to the airport 30 minutes before they have to board and expect to make it through check in and security in time. And when they realize they won't make it, they yell at the airline employees.

People still take as much time as they like going through security even though you have to do the same thing every time.


Speaking of security, you always end up getting "randomly" selected for some sort of inspection.

After you rushed to get to the airport and get through security, you end up waiting so long for your flight to board.

Buying anything in the airport is extremely expensive. Seriously though, a bottle of water is like $8.

Boarding the plane is a stampede, where only the strong survive and get on the plane first.

Once you actually board the plane, you never take off on time. This is usually caused by some reason that seems easily preventable like over-fueling the plane.

For some reason, if you're sitting next to a stranger, they find no problem sitting as close to you as possible.

The people in front of you also think it's fine to put their seat back even though you only had an inch for your legs to begin with.

If you're traveling with someone, especially family, you will inevitably get into a massive argument about something pointless, such as the most effective way to exit the plane.

A visit to the airport always results in frustration and a vow to never return to the dreaded place, but you will most likely have to venture back and run into the same problems every time.

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