Here are some of the most common and weirdest pickup lines that men try. The key is to take it all in and then be sassy back.
Some men will really try to get creative with their lines whereas others will just use the same old lines over and over again, hoping that one day it'll finally work. Quite tragic if you ask me.
Read it and weep, my friends.
1. "My doctor said I'm lacking vitamin U."
This is easily the most common one I've ever heard.
2. "I might not be Rapunzel, but I'll still let you pull my hair."
This came from a guy who had long hair, just like Rapunzel. Great line dude.
3. "How much for that a**?"
Nope. Just nope. Goodbye. Find a better line, please.
4. "Why don't you treat me like a pirate and gimme some of that booty?"
This one is quite sad and I have heard it a good gazillion times.. men, you guys need new content.
5."You're like a trophy fish, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you."
Got to give it up for the fishing boys, am I right?
6. "If the Titanic was sinking I'd go down on you."
... Yeah I know, it's a bad one. Straight to the point, but gross nonetheless.
7."Hey, here's a picture of my dog."
I mean I love dogs so this isn't the worst one ever
8. "Are you Harambe's enclosure? Cause I wanna drop a kid in you."
I really don't have words for this one other than this man is gross and it's still too soon for a Harambe joke.
9. "Are you a beaver? 'Cause daaaaaaam!"
At least it's not a super sexual one, but still.
10. "Thank God I'm wearing gloves because you're too hot to handle."
I know I am, no need to tell me.
11. "You know, I've been in London, New York, and LA, but I've never been in Sydney."
At least he tried to be creative, but for all the fellow girls with names that are cities or countries, guys will try this on you.