If you ever wanted Millennials to feel spiritually connected to a winter storm, name it after someone who has made our hearts melt and our knees weak for years. If you want us to welcome it with open arms, making it difficult to be mad at any sort of damage it has caused, name it after three boys who we find it so hard to stay mad at. Here is a recap of the not so subtle storm in our not so favorite season as told by our oh so favorite boys.
1. At first there was nothing
When the time "snowzilla" was supposed to sweep the east coast there was basically nothing happening outside to show for it. We have prepared for the snow storm of the century many a time before to no avail so when this one rolled around, most of us were preparing ourselves for a let down. You know the phrase "calm before the storm?" We had mistaken this phase of the weather for a no-brainer storm. Silly us.
2. Then the snow actually started coming
This is basically the first real snow fall that a lot of us have experienced all winter. Seeing it fall was kinda exciting! People posted their insta's with the caption "Winter is coming!", while wearing cute hats and using their snow boots for the first time all season. Little did we know we were in for quite a big treat.
3. Then it wouldn't stop
Sure, we like a little snow, but I don't think anyone was really prepared for this. With some towns getting over 30 inches, this storm was a lot more than many of us signed up for, and there was no going back. Also, if it's gonna snow so much, don't waste it on a weekend. If you can't get a day off, what's even the point of snow in the first place?
4. The first time you left house and had to go out in it
You know what's worse than being outside while it's snowy? Being outside while it's snowy and windy. Now, while many of us weren't being blown away, trying to walk to where you need to be while snow just slams right into your face, regardless of the direction you turn, it's never convenient. No deflecting here, all we can do is power through.
5. Then realized you were never doing that again and were basically trapped
One of the best parts of being snowed in is laying around and doing nothing. However, it's all fun an games until you start to get cabin fever –– slowly realizing you're fated to sit on your couch until the roads are clear, Panera reopens and someone decides to get up and shovel your driveway. Oh wait, you have to do that one yourself. Crap.
6. Wondering why bread and milk is supposed to be "essential storm food"
Before every snow storm you hear people rushing to the store to buy all the necessary ingredients for being trapped inside your house. Whoever initiated that bread and milk were the go to foods for storm survival, it's hard to tell, but those two items are the first things off the shelves during a winter crisis. However, if you don't have Mac N Cheese to use your milk for (the shapes kind, of course) or peanut butter to spread on your bread, you're honestly just wasting money on supplies you think you need. Besides, when the storm is over, your three gallons of milk will spoil. and the six loaves of bread will be moldy anyway.
7. Thinking of all those people who said the storm wouldn't be that bad
Not that bad, my butt. While you're watching the storm from your window with five inches on the group, just remember your argument is invalid. Stores were closed, there were feet of snow in many ares, people had to evacuate and Uber even stopped making pick ups. I mean, if you can't get an Uber to send you to the safety of your home then you know it's a big deal. Anyone who said that this storm was gonna be NBD deserves to get some snow shoved down their shirt and to run out of Ramen Noodles.
8. However, after everything's said and done, nothing Jonas related will ever effect anyone as much as this
Never forget.




























