Amy Schumer is notorious for literally not giving a single sh*t... Ever. She lives life like she wants to. If anything should be your "New Years Resolution" it should be live your life more like Amy Schumer.

When you finish that last final and you can see Winter Break in your horizons.

You have six whole weeks to cuddle the dog you FaceTimed everyday this semester.

And before you know it, it's Christmas and you're being swallowed by family hugs.

And then six short days later you're making plans to celebrate the New Year and hoping it'll look like:

But it'll probably end up looking like:

And after the "New Year" begins, you promise yourself to at least try to become more healthy.

You enjoy free time in the the first couple of weeks of January.

But then you start seeing people from your hometown that you don't know whether or not to say hello to so you give them this awkward smile like "Hey I know you but I don't really want to chat."

Then you hit the days where your family starts to annoy you. Basically every single second of the day becomes agitating.

And by mid-January you become bored with your life at home, and start counting down the days until you get to move back in with all your friends.

And as the days come to end of your Winter Break, you tell your family goodbye and that you'll see them at spring break.

And before you know it, second semester starts and you wish you were back on Winter Break.