He is brutally honest...always.

He's more fashionable than you. In fact, his pajamas are even designer.

He's always supportive, like your favorite Victoria's Secret bra.

He cuddles better than most of your girlfriends. In fact he cuddles better than any of your boyfriends.

His hair is perfect. Better than yours, always. And he's always touching it but if you try to touch it you'll be missing an arm.

His is a planner. He's always busy with school work or at his job, but you know he'll always make time for you.

He embraces you in hugs that are perfect when you're having a crappy day and did I mention, he always smells good.

Your GBF is a classy mothertrucker. Ask him what he's drinking next time you're at the bar with him.. guarantee it that becomes your new favorite drink.

Gossip, gossip, gossip, He's your favorite Gossip Girl. He knows what's up with everybody all the time.

He's sassier than anyone you've met. Ever.

He loves to talk about boys. You thought you liked to talk about boys, no. He loves it more.

You think you're crush is cute. LOL NO. He will tell you the do's and don't's of who to and who not to date.

With him, what even is the walk of shame... his are more like the walk of greatness, there's a strut to it.

Out of any other girl that he could have been best friends he chose me and I am forever honored and grateful to have him by my side.. especially because he smells great.. ALL THE TIME.