Why You Should Never Eat Salad On A Date
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Why You Should Never Eat Salad On A Date

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Why You Should Never Eat Salad On A Date
Emma Jinno

The major "don't" described on a first date and 10 reasons to "back it up."

1. The leaves get all over your face.

2. You shouldn't care about what you eat in front of a guy you really like.

3. You don't have to lie and say you like the taste.

4. You're going to make them look obese by eating a salad right now.

5. Salad? More like grass trimmings.

6. The guy is going to think you're self-conscious about your weight.

7. Are you on a diet? Is this a new cleanse?

8. You'll get spinach in your teeth. It's not romantic.

9. Is it cause you'll be bloated later if you eat anything else.

10. It's a huge turn-on when girls order a steak on a date.

I don't know about you guys, but I get these reasons all the time. And maybe two minutes and 36 seconds later when the waiter comes over, I will still order this:

Because of this:

And this:

And I don't tell you not to order that third Martini on a date, so let me eat my leaves in peace.

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