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Why Social Media Should Not Be Allowed To Some People

Think twice before posting something on social media because it lasts forever

Deborah Bawe
Nov 02, 2016
SUNY Geneseo
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Why Social Media Should Not Be Allowed To Some People
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I don't know about you guys, but the past few weeks have been pretty busy for me. Being a junior is not easy every day; professors bury us in piles and piles of homework and we don't have time to de-stress. So as I was thinking about an idea of an article, I thought "what is the best therapy?" I would say shopping, but I doubt that you guys would enjoy me bragging about my new clothes. Plus, I am super broke so my next idea was "make them laugh." And what better way to laugh than by making fun of people (I am totally against bullying people - we are only laughing about this because these people did not think twice before posting and they are asking for us to laugh)? Sit back, relax, and get yourself ready for some laughter.

(PS: please think twice before posting something on social media because you don't want somebody to write an article about you)

1. Damn Laura

Right? China? Why didn't you guys warn us about 9/11?! You guys literally live in the future and would have been able to save everybody... Christ, people are so selfish, am I right?

2. Girl that ain't your child

Careful, ladies! It is not because your kid comes out of your vagina that it is 100% yours. Don't forget to take a DNA test cause maybe you were just bloated and not pregnant..

3. Not guaranteed that your daughter will be a girl

Girl, me too!! Can you imagine if your first daughter was a fish? Jesus that would just be terrible and devastating. And I also hope that my first son is a boy. Let's pray together sometimes.

4. Pluto is officially part of Mexico

Duh dude honestly what college you went to? Pluto is now part of Mexico so we only have 49 states in America. Like come here and let me educate you so you won't embarrass yourself no more!

5. Life's crazy

So I was born on April 22 but my birthday is actually on February 12.. Life is so hard, like how am I supposed to keep track of all of this shit. This girl is so lucky that her birthday falls on the day she was born.. Amazing!

6. Not so hard to be a virgin

OMG! Guys, why spend money on birth control, when you can just have sex at night and not get pregnant? And I am pretty sure all the STDs are asleep too so it is okay! We are all safe. Thank you Jesus!

I hope this will help to de-stress you guys, remind you of how smart you are, and that you are doing great in college because you are not spending your time posting stupid shit on Twitter. Get dat degree!

Comment and let me know which one was your favorite!

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