Summer is so relaxing. It's a time to not think about school, responsibilities, or Greek life obligations; okay, maybe none of that is true, but it's nice to think, right? Something lingering in our minds always is the prospect of upcoming date functions. "He would be fun to bring to this," "she would be a fun formal date" are all thoughts we may have upon meeting people. Well, look no further, because I think Ellen DeGeneres may have stumbled upon the perfect date function date- the Apparently kid, Noah Ritter.
*If you haven't seen this video, do yourself a favor*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrIrbeoDkT0
He's always down for a theme.
But he also gets excited at the idea of a formal event.
He may not love that you want to set your friends up with him.
But then thinks of the fun you'll have if your friends squad up with his.
He has puppies- who doesn't love a guy with puppies?
He'll get pretty hyped at the pregame.
But he'll bounce right back like the champ he is and laugh at himself.
He has a fresh whip for you guys to roll up to check in on.
He respects that you look great and will want to post a fire pic on Instagram of the two of you.
He'll protect you from your friend's sleazy date's bad pick-up lines,
And even throw himself in the line of fire when someone is a little too tipsy.
He definitely knows how to have a good time.
Most importantly, he knows how to close a successful date.
Take my advice, and bring Noah Ritter, the Apparently kid, on your next date function- I guarantee you'll have a great time!
