Im a good christian girl I know what I’m saying.

1. Netflix has no judgement

Jesus Christ did not judge anyone. Instead he worked through their issues with them and gave them support, reassurance and advice. Much like Jesus, Netflix does all of this too. When I have 3 papers, 2 exams and a group project due by midnight, Netflix helps me through this stress by distracting me from it. Later on in the night, it asks me if I am “still there” just so it can make sure I am all good and on the right track to more episodes. After a season is finished, I am then offered many other shows and movies similar to the one I just watched. All of the actions that Netflix takes are almost identical to the ones of Jesus Christ.

2. It resurrects me

Every night when I binge watch Netflix I feel alive, and then the next morning I am in close proximity to death and I feel drained of energy due to my lack of sleep. However, at night again I am reborn and this is basically a reenactment of the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

3. We learn from netflix

Jesus taught us a lot. Netflix teaches us a lot. We learn about the law, friendships, relationships and more through Netflix. Enough said.

4. Netflix has many followers

Netflix has millions of followers. Jesus had 12 followers. Both sets of followers are loyal and practically worship their leader.

5. Netflix gives for a small price

Jesus Christ died for our sins and promised us eternal life in heaven for the small price of following his rules. Netflix gives us eternal episodes and movies for the small price of $8.99 per month. Both are heroic leaders and givers and should be treated with respect and given the worship they deserve.