1. Jenner’s body is as fake as the chicken at Subway.

1. This is all on her. She has no direct relation to anyone that probably made it seem okay for her at an early age to alter her body. NO ONE.

2. She’s just another internet thot.

1. All those pics of Sugar Bear Hair Vitamins and FitTea prove that she'll do anything for money. There isn't anything worse I could think of her doing with a camera.

3. She’ll never be as successful as Kimberly.

It's not like she a) owns her own wildly successful cosmetic line, b) made a business out of her name, or c) makes more money than most of her relatives while being the youngest member of their family.

4. The Kylie Lip Kit is a product sold by someone who had NO lips four years ago.

1. We all know Jenner bought her lips. What is she doing making a profit in an industry that she shouldn't even have been associated with.

5. She is a raging egomaniac

1. Just look at the way she flaunts her beauty on the internet. Disgusting. The only thing she has left to do is collect enough pictures of her face to make a book and get it published by a reputable publication house that also published a collection of Georgia O'keeffe's works.

6. Tyga is irrelevant.

1. "I would've voted for Trump" - TYGA

7. Kylie surrounds herself with idiots

1. Jaden Smith, Jordyn Woods, Hailey Baldwin, etc. They're not as successful, as intelligent, or as handsome as Jonathan Cheban by any means. Truly. Honestly.

8. She amuses her herself by creating entire music video productions dedicated to her cosmetic line.

She'll always be a washed up reality television star. NOT an artist.

9. She’s just not as pretty as Kim.

1. *sigh* Kween Kim and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very BAD Half Sister