I don't like growing up in a small town, and there are a few very significant reasons why.
REASON NUMBER ONE
I think I've spent half of my life: Late, Stuck, or having to pass a tractor..
It's honestly probably an everyday occurrence to go through my snap chat stories, and see at least 2 or 3 people putting "Seriously" or "Only in our town do you get stuck behind a tractor"
I know there are much worse things that could be happening, but when it's the third time you're late for work, and your boss asks you why..and your reply is "tractor problems"..it just doesn't seem as believable as it sadly is.
REASON NUMBER TWO
I can't just go out to the mall looking like crap because chances are I'll run into my old teacher's son's girlfriend's aunt. Who was also my coach in 2nd grade basketball.
REASON NUMBER THREE
Dating is almost impossible because it's more than likely the guy you're talking to has made out with your best friend, your sister, and your cousin too. Hell he may have even done it at the same time, I don't know.
REASON NUMBER FOUR
More times than not, Susan from down the street will inform your mother next time she see's her at a chaperoned dance for your younger brother how you had a get together, and forgot to invite her daughter.
FINALLY
Jessica, I don't understand why me going to the dentist instead of Rebecca's breakfast date concerns you.


























