I'm currently sitting in my house, watching my dogs watch me. Every couple of minutes one will run off and bark at a bird on the bird feeder then run right back to our staring contest. As the cute little puppy eyes stare into my soul, I can't help but think, "Dang, dogs should probably rule the world."

1. They understand the importance of bathing.

2. They understand that cabbage is disgusting and should be blown off the planet.

Get out of here cabbage, you're just a wannabe lettuce.

3. When they "just can't even" with the world, they know the right thing to do is take a nap.

4. They know how to properly deal with all the haters.

5. Whenever their owners put them in a silly outfit, they fully embrace it and werk it.

6. They never cheat on a diet, no matter how tempted they are.

7. They don't complain about long car rides. Instead, they find joy in every trip.

8. Due to their immense amount of cuteness, they attract a wide variety of friends.

9. They clearly are dedicated to maintaining a strict exercise routine.

10. Most importantly, they always got your back.