It's 8:40 a.m. Monday morning. My alarm goes off and I grunt out of pure hatred at the thought of getting out of my warm bed. For some reason, I never fully appreciate my bed's comfort until the curdling repetition of my phone's alarm reminding me that I have responsibilities. This is where I make my executive decision of the day: Will I snooze for another 30 minutes leaving me with a mere 10 to get ready? OR do I get moving and maybe make an attempt at a shower or put some make up to hide the obvious sleep deprivation from the prior weekend? It's the same battle every morning, and to no one's surprise, the reigning decision always leaves me looking disheveled and nowhere short of a hobo.
Sports bra over everything. Honestly ladies, these things are lifesavers. Why deal with a wired bra that could quite possibly poke into your sides when you're slouching in the seat of the lecture hall chair? Besides, cleavage is pointless when you're wearing an oversized sweatshirt that hides anything womanly about you.
LEGGINGS because let's be real, no one actually enjoys jeans. Unless they're mom jeans, they aren't our friends. Leggings are stretchy, soft and let's face it, they make walking to class a breeze. Lulu, Target, Victoria's Secret, it doesn't matter they all do the same thing. Leggings have been giving girls the greatest advantage since 1980.
Uggs. Okay, so we all can admit that Uggs are not the most fashionable of shoes, but you can't argue with how comfortable they are and not to mention how mindless they are to wear. No zipper, no laces, just slip em' on and you're golden. What's the point of wearing uncomfortable shoes? Honestly, no one's even looking, and if you're wearing heels on campus I can guarantee you will end up on someone's Snapchat Story.
