When I saw the meme above, it got me thinking about what personalities other days of the week would have if they were people. Which day best represents you?
Monday: Teacher’s PetIf Monday were a person, it would be a know-it-all teacher’s pet; the type who reminds the teacher that she forgot to assign homework. If I had a dollar for every time someone complained about Monday, I could probably pay for my college tuition. Don’t be a Monday. No one likes Monday. Tuesday: The Forgotten One
Tuesday is the person whom you’ve re-met three or four times because you NEVER remember meeting them. A Tuesday usually asks questions like, “Do you remember my name?” and gets pouty and upset when you don’t. Cheer up Tuesday, at least you’re not Monday.
Wednesday: Finishing Its Awkward Phase
After years of braces, acne, and baby fat, Wednesday is finally breaking out of
its cocoon on hump day and emerging as a beautiful butterfly in the days to
follow. A Wednesday person generally has a "glass half full" attitude, but can be cynical at times when they've had a rough start to their week.
Thursday: The Tease
Thursday is the smooth talking tease. The scandalously
dressed hot girl who will flirt with you at the bar and get you to buy her
drinks, but will rarely go home with you. If she does, you’re not going further
than second base. Thursday can also be the cute guy who took you on a date
once, but now only texts you late at night to “hangout.” He used to be nice but
he’s not anymore, just like the feeling of going out on a Thursday and having
to go to class hungover on Friday.
Friday: The Optimistic, Happy, Hard-Working Person
I can't think of anyone who doesn't like Friday; it's the saving grace of the week. A Friday frequently says things like “look on the
bright side,” and has probably posted an instagram selfie with a caption like,
“A day without laughter is a day wasted” or something else about smiling and
happiness. Friday is spontaneous, loves to try new things, and is
extremely #blessed.
Saturday: The Tailgate Bro or Party Girl
If you’re a Saturday, you probably don’t need me to tell you
this, because you already know. You’re the person in your friend group who
everyone can count on when they need someone to go out with. You’re always up
for a good time, and probably experience fairly high levels of FOMO (fear of
missing out) on the rare nights you aren’t able to rally. You’re on a first
name basis with the bouncers and bartenders at your favorite bar, you can
outdrink the majority of your friends, and you’re always very lively at
football games (if you can make it through the tailgate). A Saturday generally
procrastinates and leaves all of their homework until mid-Sunday.
Sunday: Religious or Spiritual Hipster
If Sunday was a religion it would be a Christian. While some
people are sleeping off their hangovers, Sunday has already done her hair and
makeup, been to church, and gone to brunch with her family or church friends.
After brunch, Sunday changes into comfy clothes and drives to a nearby coffee
shop to purchase a $5 latte and do her homework for a few hours while listening
to soothing alternative music. However, while Sunday during the day is relaxing,
Sunday night is like the obnoxious little brother or sister who says “I’m not poking
you,” even though their finger is 1/10th of an inch away from your
face. That betch, Monday is almost back again and she’s so close you can
almost feel it.
