I've been to plenty of parties. I've had my fun, but are they exactly my cup of tea? No way. I almost always find myself annoyed, hot, and ready to leave. Here are a few thoughts girls like me have when they go to parties.

1. "I have no party clothes."

My wardrobe doesn't exactly consist of crop tops and tight skirts... would it be acceptable to wear this Old Navy dress to a party? I look like an elementary school principal.

2. "And to think I could be spending my money on food instead of THIS."

Whether it's a cover charge for a club or the price of my Uber, it is always beyond annoying to think I actually put money towards going to a party. (Probably not worth it kids.)

3. "It's as hot and smelly as the Devil's Sauna in here."

I did not sign up to come to a grease pit where everyone, including myself, is sweating 14 gallons.

4. "Everyone here looks about 16 years old."

You know as well as I do that Freshmen are the first to fill up frat houses...

5. "If one more boy approaches me like I have a price tag on my forehead, I'm going to drop kick him."

Newsflash: 90 percent of the time, girls are at parties to have fun with their girlfriends... not you.

6. "So this means I actually have to be social..."

Crap, I'd rather be in my bed with a plate of nachos and "Grey's Anatomy."

7. "How do I tell my friends I want to leave?"

This was fun at first, but I'm over it.

8. "That's it, I'm leaving. It's too loud and hot and dark."

9. "I'm in my bed and I've never been happier."

Thank the Lord.