19 Times You're Too Lazy To Function
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19 Times You're Too Lazy To Function

A creative list of the laziest things people have ever done.

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19 Times You're Too Lazy To Function
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We've all been extremely lazy before, let's admit it. Sometimes getting up and actually doing physical activity is too much. And when it comes to laziness, people can get pretty creative. So here's a list of some of the laziest things people have ever done (and probably some new ideas to help you when you're feeling lazy).

1. "Once I drove my car 20 minutes on empty to a gas station where employees pump the gas for you because I didn't want to get out of my car."

2. "I didn't go to school one day because I walked out the door and sneezed."

3. "All of last year I had a box of Lucky Charms between my mattress and my wall so I didn't have to get out of bed for breakfast."

4. "I texted my kid who was upstairs to come down and get the TV remote on the table across the room from me."

5. "I waited half an hour after school for my friend to be done with tutoring so he could drive me to my house that's 3 blocks away."

6. "I was in the basement of my house and I called my mom on my phone and asked her to make me Mac & Cheese and bring it to me."

7. "At the end of last semester, I would lay on top of my bed instead of going under the covers because I didn't want to make my bed in the morning."

8. "I didn't want to bend over to take off my socks so I made my sister do it for me. This happened several times."

9. "I accidentally kicked something off my bed. When I rolled over to get it I couldn't reach and accidentally fell off. I didn't want to get back up on my bed so I slept on the floor that night."

10. "One time I crawled up the stairs like I was paralyzed because I didn't want to walk up them."

11. "I call my mom and tell her to come into my room and turn my light off."

12. "I drove to work last Sunday... I live less than a block away."

13. "I didn't poop for three days because I didn't want to get out of bed. And when I did get out for food I always forgot."

14. "I sat on my couch with my best friend for 17 hours watching chick flicks because there was snow outside... and I'm a guy."

15. "One time when I went to the gym, I got there and decided I didn't want to do anything. So I laid on the floor for an hour and told people I just had a tough workout."

16."I've been sleeping on the couch in my dorm for two weeks because I have clean laundry on my bed that I'm too lazy to put away. And part of that laundry is sheets so my bed hasn't been made in two weeks either."

17. "I just put sweatpants over my jeans because I was too lazy to change."

18. "Whenever I have an itch on my body, instead of moving to itch it, I pretend I'm itching it in my mind to make the feeling go away."

19." I sleep on top of my bed instead of inside it because making it every morning got exhausting."

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