What's Donald Trump's Hair Really Made Of?
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What's Donald Trump's Hair Really Made Of?

Sugar and spice and everything nice? No wait... that's girls.

Ariane de Lucy
Aug 25, 2015
Wofford College
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What's Donald Trump's Hair Really Made Of?

As the presidential debates debate and the presidential campaigns campaign, the real question on everyone's mind isn't who would be the next best leader for the world's greatest country, but instead, what is Donald Trump's hair really made of?

We all know Regina George's hair is so big because it's full of secrets, but what makes Trump's hair such an anomaly? To be quiet honest, I'm surprised Kelley, Baier, and Wallace (the moderators for the GOP debate) didn't broach this subject sooner. A true disappointment to the voters of America. But, now, what they failed to ask, the true hard hitting question, I take into my own hands an attempt to discover the truth.

1. Unicorn Mane

Because let's be real, unicorns make about as much sense as his opinions on women, so why not?

2. Rumpelstiltskin's Woven Gold

but then, I guess it would be shinier....

3. Cotton Candy

It's quite fluffy but I'm not sure you could find it at the state fair


4. Light

Let's be real, there's a glow in that hair and I don't know where it's coming from but I'd like to.


5. Pipe cleaners

Sometimes, it just has a certain flow to it that doesn't seem natural. Something has to be sculpting it.


6. Air

Definitely colored air (Is that a thing? Probably not...) because of the glow but it doesn't seem attached to his head half the time....

Hair can be the statement piece of any cute outfit... Trump is definitely making a statement. But can he whip his hair back and forth?

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