10 Common Venmo Memos Decoded
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10 Common Venmo Memos Decoded

There is a 100 percent chance you're lying.

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10 Common Venmo Memos Decoded
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It's hard to remember when we didn't have Venmo and we had to actually pay our friends back in cash. Seems like the Middle Ages. In case you live under a rock or don't go to a huge state school, Venmo allows people to pay other people back directly from their bank account, which is a super convenient alternative to cash. Venmo requires the user to write a "memo" when paying or charging someone and most of the time they are either emojis or straight up lies.

Memo: "My dignity"

What it really means: Someone probably bought you a corndog after a rough night out.

Memo: "Drugs, Strippers and Other Illegal Things."

What it really means: Groceries you picked up for your roommate.

Memo: "Yup"

What it really means: Actually something that is illegal.

Memo: "The Goods"

What it really means: A burrito bowl from Chipotle.

Memo: "IT'S LIT"

What it really means: Your power bill.

Memo: *Champagne bottle emoji*

What it really means: Actually champagne.

Memo: "!!!!!"

What it really means: You're lame and can't think of anything else to write.

Memo: "Thank you for saving my life."

What is really means: Most likely you forgot your debit card when you went to Chick-Fil-A and someone spotted you.

Memo: "Fueling my alcoholism."

What it really means: 2 for 1 margaritas at a cheap, dirty Mexican restaurant.

Memo: "My friends Jimmy and John."

What it really means: Trying to be funny while eating your sub that was delivered freaky fast.

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