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What Your Drunk Food Choice Says About You

There is nothing better than a honey butter chicken biscuit.

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Food choices say a lot about someone. Whether you are vegetarian, or just super picky, it definitely is used to describe our personalities. I have condensed the list to seven types of food and how they correlate with your personality.


Order-in pizza

You got some money because delivery isn’t cheap, but there are probably several of you to chip in. You also think ahead to breakfast tomorrow because nothing says “hangover cure” like cold pizza.

Sandwich/Jimmy Johns

You are classic, a sandwich is hard to mess up and normally only takes 30 seconds to make. It also stays perfect for the next day at lunch time, just like your makeup and hair because if you convinced yourself to get a sandwich after the bar, you have your life together and are probably the mom of your friends.

Whataburger inside waiting

You are completely wasted and don’t even realize that you have been there for an hour and the workers were rude because you have been sitting on a bench with your shoes off in your hand the whole time. Or you waited specifically until after 11 p.m. to go out to get a honey butter chicken biscuit.

Dessert: Zbaked / Insomnia

You are probably a girl, stoned, on your period, or a chocaholic. In addition, you have a huge sweet tooth and have let some of the drunkenness wear off enough to come to your senses. You don’t wait in line with the rest of the drunkies and homeless people for the cheap food, no, you live a life of luxury.

Drive-through

Considering you are probably too inebriated to drive; you are either walking through the drive through trying to convince a cop that you are a vehicle; or asking your Uber to go through McDonalds if you buy him a Big Mac. You also spent all of your money on drinks on a girl who didn’t even give you her number and so the $4 for 4 type of deals are a dream come true for you.

Breakfast food

You are a happy drunk and breakfast food is simple and right up your alley. Pancakes, waffles, and cereal are a staple of any household or nearby Dennys/McDonalds. You don’t want to wait in any line and you are already preparing for a brunch mimosa to cure tomorrow's hangover.

Making food at home

You are broke, broke, and broke. By “make food at home” I mean you are probably scavenging through your pantry and fridge several times and trying to find any small amount of food left at the bottom of your chip bag, maybe some rice cakes, pretzels or if all else fails, frozen food.

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