There is a problem I have been facing for quite a long time. What is the problem you ask? I have been undeniably short, well, for my entire life... So, I guess that implies I have dealt with this problem in many multifarious ways and for quite the longevity.
Here are some of the things us short people are tired of hearing:
1. How is the Weather Down There?
We are most certainly not even at a significantly different altitude, nor are we in a differently tempered zone. We are not closer to the equator or anything. This implies that the weather will not be present in a significantly disparaging manner.
2. Are Tall Enough to Even See Over the Steering Wheel?
Yes, I am short. Yes, even though I am short I am able to drive, and can even see over the steering wheel all by myself.*sarcasm most definitely implied*
7. Can You Walk ANY Faster?
My little legs may not be able to walk quite as fast as easily as you... unfortunately I need a little time.
8. Can you Unload the Washer by Yourself?
The answer is yes... see photo for example