Rap doesn't have the best reputation because of the famous vulgar content and how its known for talking about drugs, sex, and violence. It gets a lot of flack mostly by the parents and grandparents of us millennials. Rap is a not my favorite genre of music but I do not mind it. You won't catch me ever purchasing any tickets or music by these artist but I have learned a few thing from rap music.
1. Lil Wayne is not a human
Not only does he have two albums and a song called, I Am Not A Human Being. He also has a song titled, "Phone Home" which is also the famous phase from ET, and in the song he saids, "We are not the same I am a martian," then, "We are not the same I am an alien." So, I that learned Lil Wayne is not a human he is both a martian and alien or both? Which ever one he is, he is the first and only extra territorial rapper. So awesome.
2. Eminem taught me the truth about love
"Love is evol spell it backward I'll show ya." Everything about love made sense after I heard this lyric. Thank you Eminem. Now I know why JoJo sent home Luke on the Bachelorette and why Shonda Rhimes killed off McDreamy and McSteamy.
3. Kevin Gates taught me I should not get tired #IDGT
Kevin Gates has 6 jobs and he doesn't get tired. So considering that I do not even have one getting tired should not be a thing.
4. The truth about Taylor Swift thanks to Kayne
Good ol' Kanye West taught me that he made Taylor Swift famous. I am so glad I know this now. I had no clue how Swift was winning all these Grammys, selling out arenas every night and how she became this multi-platium record-breaking selling artist. Duh! Kanye was behind all of it. Makes so much sense now.
5. Soulja Boy taught me a thing about haters
"Haters getting mad cause I got me some bathing apes." I still don't know what bathing apes are but I assume if I got my hands on some that my haters will get mad. So should where do I buy some bathing apes?
6. Drake taught me 3 important things
#YOLO you only live once. I can now take all these risks and be above the law and have a reason to justify all my reckless action..#YOLO.
Drake also taught me that he started from "the bottom" now he is this billionaire successful artist. So all I have to do is start on Degrassi and one day I will be on Drake's level.
The last thing Drake taught me was that rappers can make emotionally-gripping and heart breaking music too. Don't let the genre fool you. Thank you Drake for being the Adele of the rap game.
7. Jay-Z taught me that science has been wrong
".38 revolve like the sun round the earth." For the past 19 years I have been under the false assumption that the earth revolves around the sun. Do scientist know they've been wrong too? Hopefully Jay-Z will do the right thing and contact NASA.
8. How to ball hard 101 by Wiz Khalifia
Wiz Khalifia taught me "the bigger the bill you harder you ball". So in order for me to ball hard I need some big bills to come my way. I guess I will be needing those 6 jobs Kevin Gates has.
Anyways I really do love and appreciate all kinds of music. So all jokes aside keep killing the rap game, guys.
