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What Missouri S&T Students Were Thinking the First Week of School

A Guy/Girl Comparison

Lucas Parker
Aug 31, 2016
Missouri University of Science and Technology
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What Missouri S&T Students Were Thinking the First Week of School

With the first week of the semester in the books, many Missouri S&T students are breathing a sigh of relief. However, what is clear fact at Missouri S&T is that the males and females of this school are breathing sighs of relief for different reasons. So, to clear everything up, here is what your gender opposite was thinking during those first few classes together.....

1. In regards to body odor:

Boy: "Woke up in time for a shower and remembered to put on deodorant. Today should be a good day."

Girl: "You would think that AXE would have been left in high school. Have none of these guys heard of Ralph Lauren? I wonder if I smell bad? Who cares? Rolla ratio!"

2. In regards to who is in the same class as you:

Boy: "Hey, there's more girls in the class than I have fingers... I guess were finally starting to beat the Rolla ratio."

Girl: "As long as I have a sister, boyfriend, or friend zoned guy friend in here with me, I should be able to avoid getting hit on."

3. In regards to fitness:

Boy: "Rolla ratio. Whats the point?"

Girl: "Rolla ratio. Whats the point?"

4. In regards to sorority bid day:

Boy: "IT'S BID DAY EVERYONE!!!! LETS GET FIRED UP!!!"

Girl: "Thank God recruitment is finally over" *intense sobbing

5. In regards to the first outfit:

Boy: "As long as I don't wear cargos I should be fine."

Girl: "I should dress to impress...... but the fact that I'm a girl and have a pulse should be good enough."

6. In regards to sleep schedule:

Boy: "3am? I'll only stay online for another 30 minutes. Don't want to be too tired for class tomorrow."

Girl: "First class is at 10am. Better go to sleep at 8 tonight."

7.In regards to parties:

Boy: "Let's get some beers and bros and see where the night takes us."

Girl: "Ok Sammy will make sure my right side is guarded from guys and Jessica will be on my left. Then when we get there, we can meet up with our other friends and get in a big circle and we will make sure we're all safe to dance in the middle of the guy free circle. Also, make sure I have a designated hair holding buddy in case I throw up."

8. In regards to the difficulty of the class:

Boy: "$#@&"

Girl: "$#@&"

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