Vegetables. You are probably very attractive. You need to be in the gym at 7 a.m. tomorrow morning, and no drinking or studying binge will break your diet. I applaud you and believe that anyone who with this kind of determination deserves a medal. 

Pizza. You are a goal-getter. You are ready to take that slice (or eight) of life and run. You know what you want and you will go after it, no matter the calorie count.

Jimmy John's. You are an impatient one. All you can think about is eating something and eating it now. You could  not be more excited when the delivery boy finally rings your doorbell after waiting the longest ten minutes of your life.

Taco Bell. You are a loyal patron and you deserve this quesorito. Your diet "starts tomorrow" and you just need one last soft taco. You don't really care if it came from a meat hose because it is the most delicious thing you've had all week. Luckily, you will not have to use a fork and knife because you can eat a taco and a burrito combined in a flour tortilla with just one hand. You just might even convince your Jimmy John's friend to hop in the car and tag along if they are especially impatient that night.

Chick-Fil-A. You are classy and you know it. When you get your delicious chicken nuggets, you probably drive home in your Mercedes, put on your Ralph Lauren pajama set, turn on Real Housewives, and send up a little prayer to the food gods, feeling thankful that Chick-Fil-A is open until 3 a.m. in Tallahassee. 

Whataburger. You probably grew up in the Southern region of the country and that honey butter chicken biscuit is calling your name.

McDonald's. It has been a long night and you only have five bucks. Thank goodness there is a restaurant where you can buy twenty chicken nuggets while ballin' on a budget. This is the American dream.

Waffle House and Denny's. Being at one of these places means you are having a great night. Whether you have had the best night out this semester, or are celebrating the end of a huge project, you are here to sit and talk about all those good times with your friends over some hash browns. You reminisce and have #TBT moments from freshman year, wishing college was more than just four years. 

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